Elevated Trailer Park?...

Mobile Home

Memo to self....Scratch the vacation plans to Disneyland, Universal Studios, The Grand Canyon, and Easter Island...An eighth wonder of the world has been discovered.

The Clinton Library is open!

Could this meaningless event generate anymore news coverage? If we must be subjected to this hype machine, why not provide interesting facts. For one, I would like to know how they got a mobile home to stay suspended in air. Are there car ramps involved?...Maybe a large number of carefully placed beer cans?...And where is the Mighty Mart?...I mean, how am I supposed to enjoy my visit without a 44 ounce slurpie and a king sized Slim Jim?!

Someone please let me know when the ribbon cutting takes place for the Bubba Clinton head being added to Mt. Rushmore....Would hate to miss another life changing event.